Interviewed by: Joel, other comments by Cory and Jackie from Corruption Productions, Jen - Chris' girlfriend, and Joe, lame ass punk rocker who typed this thing.
January 18th 2001

JOEL: I guess we can start now, I need like your names.
GABE: My name is Gabe, oh, yeah, (sexual noises)
JORDAN: What's my name?
GABE: Jay Jay Decay
JORDAN: Jay Jay Decay, yeah that's fine.
CHRIS: I'm Chris
JOEL: Alright, uhh....
*interrupted by a conversation with roadie*
JOEL: So you guys just kinda got back from tour, like a while ago, but you were on tour kind of. . .
JORDAN: kind of. . .
JOEL: kind of . . . Explain
JORDAN: Uhhh, we went to San Francisco and Sacramento
CHRIS: And Santa Ana
JORDAN: And Santa Ana we played the Gilman in Berkley to a sold out crowd with The Nerve Agents. it was pretty fuckin' rockin'
GABE: we rocked out with our cocks out
JORDAN: It was pretty "cool". We can't use swear words. It's gonna be written down so. . .
GABE: you can't swear?
JORDAN: You can, but. . .
GABE: I will if I fuckin' want.
CHRIS: Gabe's a little silly.
GABE: I'm silly. . .
JOEL: Did you guys go to see Social Distortion?
JORDAN: He (Chris) did.
GABE: Too expensive, it's a fuckin' rip off just to see that cowboy son of a bitch.
JORDAN: I like Mike Ness and I love his music but I don't think people should be bending over to give him his guitar.
GABE: He's an asshole, his music is okay, but he. . .
JORDAN: He has an big ego. . .
CHRIS: I had never seen him before. . .
GABE: He's got a giant head and I aughta fuck him in the ass.
JORDAN: Gabe, not in front of the kids. Oh, wait (robotic) Social Distortion is a good band, they are good to listen to.
GABE: To the max
JORDAN: To the max.
JOEL: So you guys also just put out a split with Kill Me Kate
JORDAN: Yeah, that was to raise money for the "tour"
CORY: How did that work out, did you guys get enough money back for that?
JORDAN: yeah, we made enough money, but it wasn't like some big thing, we're doing better with the demo, the six song demo itself, than that.
CORY: I understand
JORDAN: yeah, we just got new buttons and stickers. . . um Thanks to Cory and Corruption Productions
CORY: yeah
GABE: we call him, "Cory the Coat-rack"
JOEL: Alright so. . . .
JORDAN: So? Is that a question?
JOEL: Yes it is
JORDAN: you actually wrote on your paper "so" with a question mark
CORY: dot dot dot dot
JOEL: Well, like, it seems like a lot of people either love you or hate you
JORDAN: Fuck 'em.
GABE: well, a lot of them hate us, because they know some of us personally, and they like have something personal against us, usually people who just don't know us a
nd come and hear us play, and listen to our music they like us but if they have something personal against us they hate our band. CHRIS: even if they don't like us, its ok,
[GABE starts humping Cory]
JORDAN: uh, okay.
JOEL: that's why I don't do video interviews
CHRIS: oh, do me next
GABE: I'll do you next
JOEL: my questions are lame, I wrote them this morning.
JORAN: Is that going to be written? "My questions are lame"
JOEL: yes. Well, I was hoping we could expand on the questions I ask but you guys are like...
JORDAN: we can do it
GABE: hey I talked up a storm on that last one
JACKIE: Hold on this is something you got to get, Gabe you gotta start rappin
GABE: I can't do that
JACKIE: oh come on
JORDAN: when we go back to the studio we have a song that Gabe is going to rap in
GABE: I'm too sick, yeah thats it too sick
JACKIE: one verse, come on, come on. One verse
GABE: One to the two to the three to the four, Snoop doggy dog and Dr. Dre are at your door
JOEL: Okay, I guess I can ask my easy questions then
JORDAN: okay, we'll elaborate big time on those
CORY: how big is your penis?
JORDAN: uhh, well. . . .
JACKIE: Jordan has a penis about three and a half inches long
JORDAN: from the ground. Actually that is true, it is three inches long. Hard. Alright, next question. Don't type that.
JOEL: are you guys looking for a record label
JORDAN: yes
GABE: uh-huh
JORDAN: we just sent out all of our demos to labels and stuff. Pretty much what we were told was that it would take a while. So we're keeping our fingers crossed.
CORY: How'd you go about that? Did you send 'em out or did you call them or.
JORDAN: depends what label, because some people like. . . I know Curtis from TAANG, and I have people that I'm friends with that work for Outsider records, just shit like that. It just depends
JOEL: Alright so, are you in the Worthless now Jordan?
JORDAN: yes, yes I am
CORY: tell 'em about that, I wanna hear about that
JOEL: how does that effect your career with PBR Street Gang?
JORDAN: it doesn't effect it at all
CORY: are you going through any member changes at the time, maybe adding a member?
JORDAN: uh, yes, that's unreleasable information, although we do have a new member that we're adding his name is...
CORY: Robbie from Kill Me Kate?
JORDAN: Robbie from Kill Me Kate. Robbie rebel rocker, Yellin' 1983
GABE: that guy rocks, I fucked him.
JORDAN: and not Paco.
ALL SINGING: they call him Paco, he's eating Tacos
JORDAN: you know he has to type all this. This better be the complete interview. Can we get a copy of this?
JOEL: yeah I guess.
JORDAN: cool
JOEL: what about your guys' influences? Like three bands per member
GABE: The Germs, Oxymoron
JORDAN: Nirvana
GABE: no, fuck Nirvana. and The Circle Jerks
JORDAN: well, considering I'm the like song writer, uh, not to sound like a dick. Like, the Swingin' Utters, the Clash, uh, I don't know, street punk, like Punk Rock not like, well if you listen to our music, you know our influences aren't Blink 182.
JACKIE: Jordan is lying, he loves Blink 182
JORDAN: I like Pivit
CHRIS: no you don't
JORDAN: I know
CHRIS: Blitz, Dropkick Murphys and Oxymoron
GABE: Dropkick Murphys?
CHRIS: I said Dropkick Murphys
GABE: What are you some kinda fag?
JORDAN: Oh Rancid's a good influence, but we don't sound like them because Chris isn't going: {see tab below}
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JOEL: I'll tab it. Get out a bass and tab it.
JORDAN: just put "Rancid Bass Line"
JOEL: so what about you future plans, if you have any?
JORDAN: marriage and children
CORY: who's your favorite local band?
GABE: Future plans.
JORDAN: Favorite local band Cory?
GABE: I'm gonna plan on stayin' alive, for the rest of my life
JORDAN: I would also like to find a label and release something but that's just like one of those things
CORY: have fun
JORDAN: But, I want to have fun, exactly we're not like, ohhh give us money. we're not charging for shows we just want to play a lot more, make some fans have a tour, you know . . .
GABE: the clothes that I wear, and the color of my hair, I'm a rocker
JOEL: how old are you Jordan?
JORDAN: I'm thirty-seven, no I'm 18, I'm an old man right now.
JOEL: you're eighteen?
JORDAN: I'm eighteen, Robbie's twenty-three
JOEL: you're only eighteen?
CHRIS: no, I'm sixteen
JORDAN: I know, look at all that facial hair on that baby face
GABE: I'm only twenty-four
JORDAN: so is your interview going to show Jen (Chris's girlfriend) and then no parts?
CORY: I want to know who your favorite local bands are.
JOEL: Two more questions, favorite local band?
JORDAN: let's go back to the interview Gabe, favorite local band
GABE: Drats, definitely
JORDAN: No
GABE: For me?
JORDAN: yeah
GABE: (singing) the system works for us, the system works for us
JORDAN: how 'bout you, lets just do the interview
GABE: he asked our favorite local band
JORDAN: but you didn't have to recite all their songs, so its cool um, Scribble, not because they're friends with me because they're cool, Agent 51, cuz they're friends of mine, I think they're a good band.
GABE: Drats, and Battalion of Saints,
JORDAN: no old school
GABE: they're not around anymore but they're from San Diego. You and What Army, Battalion of Saints and Drats. Or Social Spit
JORDAN: Unwritten Law, you can put sarcasm with that, uh what was the question again, I totally forgot
JOEL: Favorite local bands
JORDAN: like to see or to know ? Underminded are really cool guys, their music isn't really my style, but they're really cool guys I love playing with them, Gabe stop licking me.
JOEL: I guess since Chris is coming back we can do closing comments
JORDAN: closing comments
CHRIS: closing comments, uh, my nose hurts
GABE: my wife says I have a beautiful muffin ass
CHRIS: a dirty muffin ass
JORDAN: um, uh, yeah, check out our CD
EVERYONE: yeah, buy our CD
JORDAN: and SanDiegoPunk.com is rad, its really cool.
JOEL: thanks
JORDAN: Gabe, Gabe, say goodbye.
GABE: goodbye. . . I love you
CORY: say goodbye Gabe
JOEL: I love you too
JORDAN: support all local bands unless they're made up of like uh small poodles that play trumpets through their butts
GABE: support your local punk rock bands, not your local jock rock bands
JOE: Fifth Wheel
GABE: except for Pivit.